
With Kat, my co-founder of SMBB
(Samahan ng mga Busy ang Boyfriend)

With Kat and John Paul of Unity
One of the hundreds of group pictures that we took
Me, Seph and my Uncle with Unity
All of us dancing on stage
(The management team, people from San Miguel Corp, both Unity and Escape bands)
The Things I Learned in Boracay:
1) That I can sober up completely after getting drunk on tequila. All it takes is 1.5 liters of water. That's an entire Coke bottle to you!
2) Even the slightest drop of water can destroy your digicam. Woe is me.
3) As much as possible, never bring your camera near the water... because number 2 can happen.
4) Even the corniest joke or hirit can be hilarious when drunk.
5) The phrases we learned: Ayus- ayusin mo yung buhay mo ha!
6) ... and "Kay Susan Tayo!" (which we shout whenever we dance with hands in the air. Susan as in Susan Roces)
7) October is really the best time to go to Boracay. No lumot in sight.
8) That I can work and still talk with sense even when drunk.
9) That I can compute (with calculator, of course) even when drunk and my calculations are right!
10) That swimming sobers you up a little.
11) That peeing in the ocean is faster than lining up or going to the bathroom.
12) That nobody cares if you pee in the ocean. They're doing it too!
13) Posing with one arm across your belly hides your fat.
14) That I can dance on stage just in my bikini even if I'm not drunk. It's all about natural highs.
15) That I want a belly button ring even more.
16) Jonah's Shakes is now open 24 hours!
17) That when I go to Boracay, I can not go sightseeing and shopping. I've been to Boracay so many times, I'm tired of going around.
18) That I really like tequila better than GSM Gin Premium
19) That it doesn't matter whose camera it is. If there's a camera, we will all gather in front of it and pose.
20) That I really am my great grandfather's great granddaughter (apo sa tuhod). The heavy drinkers are from his side of the family.
21) That if there is a camera crew from a large television network, it doesn't necessary mean that they're covering the party. We found out, after having cameras follow us around as we danced that the footage was going to be shown in Reporter's Notebook! Specifically, a segment on the problems in Boracay, including drugs and prostitution. Oy vey! Seriously, when the footage was shown, our faces were seen on tv! Even that part where I danced on stage in my bikini! Let me repeat... the segment was about prostitution and drugs in Boracay! Yikes! Next time you see a camera crew, ask where they are from and what the footage they're taking is for.
22) That I should start taking Vitamin C and E.
23) That if you can't pee alcohol in your system, you have to puke it.
24) You know who your friends are when you're drunk. Two of them dug a hole for me to puke in when I told them I have to throw up. (Of course, I couldn't throw up because I was laughing so hard.)
25) That I haven't drunk this much my whole life.. and actually enjoy it!
26) That even if I'm sawa na with Boracay, I'll still miss it when I leave.
2 Comments:
agree, bora's waters are clearest & cleanest (with no lumots) during october.
oh, great pics btw =)
yes to number 13! a model friend of mine taught this to me the summer we went to the beach after i gave birth to make my then-salbabida-like-tummy look smaller and it worked :)
wytchgurl
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